Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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