I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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