you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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