Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Dick very happy bro
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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