I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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