Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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