Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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