we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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