He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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