Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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