He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I'm really busy with my period
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