i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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