he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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