hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I understand Curling. That high.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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