I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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