U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he puts the penis in happiness.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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