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I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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