South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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