He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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