i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I need water and some morals
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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