So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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