Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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