I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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