no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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