just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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