Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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