I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Randomize
