I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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