Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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