found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
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