Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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