What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
