how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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