help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I think my moral compass just broke
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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