Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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