We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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