I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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