STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
