We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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