it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
she looked like the before picture.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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