Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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