why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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