For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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