So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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