Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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