Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Randomize
