Everything about him screamed your future.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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