I wanna passion pit in your ass
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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