and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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