I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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