Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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