Pappa wants mamma naked
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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