Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
