Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
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